I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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