Heybabeimwearingurpanties
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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