I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
my penis made a compromise with my morals
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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