Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Randomize
