...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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