dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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