yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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