she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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