she was so not down for the gang bang
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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