Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just found a bag of teeth...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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