he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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