i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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