So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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