Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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