THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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