The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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