Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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