i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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