This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
