If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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