She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
