Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I know her cup size but not her name....
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