They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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