I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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