you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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