I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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