I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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