You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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