I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Randomize
