I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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