how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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