he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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