Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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