I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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