she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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