Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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