I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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