She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Randomize
