Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
