I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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