you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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