Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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