your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
How's work?
Spinning.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
