she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
How external is "for external use only"?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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