so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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