I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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