It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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