I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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