I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize