i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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