What did we do last night that was yellow?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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