D3 body, D1 cock
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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