is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The feeling are messing with the penis
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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