Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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